New Year Eve

Had a weird dream yesterday...
IT IS JUST A DREAM PLS!

I was in a school, talking to a bunch of people.
We were discussing about the wars between concubines in the palace and who 高攀 another person when they're married -.-
The classes became the palace of concubines...
After that, we headed to a place for assembly. Siow suddenly appeared and we walked together just like classmates when we used to be during our school life.
There were so many people at the hall and we were squeezing between everyone to find a place.
The moment I saw Jack sitting on the floor, I was so excited...
*Excited because it was the first time Jack in my dream, maybe there was once but I can't remember... ps: siow also first time in your dream, dun ignore him too HAHA
I turned and wanna tell Siow about Jack and Siow was also going to tell me that he saw him too.
Our lips accidentally brushed each others..and he told me "We almost kissed... "
I was like...'OMG I wished we'd kissed though...WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS!!'
And it happened in front of Jack...-.-
I was so scared that he saw us and we fled.
Then, the scene changed to a hotel.
I think I was going to the Theme Park and suddenly someone stopped me.
It was my schoolmate, Mr Lee.
He asked me the directions to go to the lift of his hotel room.
It was so weird for me so I just simply gave him the directions and... FLED AGAIN.
LOL WHAT A WEIRD DREAM

So today's the last day of 2015.
I am definitely not happy about it :(
It means I have been separated with my beloved BFFS for a year.
The reason I felt sad is because our timetables are so mixed up thus we can't have a gathering with full attendance. Everyone is so busy with their studies. Sigh
PLUS I have been not seeing Jack for 10 months! Other from visiting his FB profile :((
Okay...27 more minutes to another doomed year!
Happy (?) New Year! ._.

总结我的 2015 年

①月
我也不知道我做了什么，只记得我在 IOI 替有机店来推销新年有机礼篮。
最好笑的是，我从来没有跟过我的搭档说过一句话，除了‘我要去买食物，去厕所之类的话’
LOL
在这段工作期间，我认识了许多在那边开档的阿姨和一个超搞笑的叔叔。
我也试过走了一圈商场的底楼去派礼篮的宣传纸。
趁着那工作的几个星期我还和萧老头去买买一送一的星巴克。
他不要去order 只有我order 结果两杯只写着我的名字 XD
我也不知道为什么那个人要这么做 haha

②月
新年……
看回之前的帖子应该知道发生啥事。

③月④月
我的脑袋是空的！

⑤月
他妈的
我上中六了 -.-
我的痛苦生活就此开始！！

⑦月⑧月⑨月⑩月
忙疯了！
尤其是MUET，上这堂可真的很STRESS
老师实在是太可怕了，又爱问问题。

 ①①月
疯狂的考试季节开始了！
我的 BIO 和 CHEM……
*无言了！

①②月
享受生活当中 -.-

My Semester 1

So....I had STPM Sem 1 last few weeks
Pa and Maths T was okay for me, cause I can do some of the questions.
Then i was busted by Bio and Chem. T.T
I don't really know what's the bio question asking for -.-
Now I knew, Bio question is so weird.
We studied Chapter 5 and 6 like crazy but they don't even care to give us an essay question about one of the chapters.
WHY!! 
And Chem, the question was so hard, for me.
I can't finish the paper and i left some blanks in the essay section. *sighs
I felt bad as i scored the highest mark for Chem and it was the only paper that i passed during my trial.
And our reputation in school depends on our Sem 1 results.
Just hope I could pass....or prepare for retake.

This is a late post LOL

WOO
I just removed my braces on 7th of October. Its already a month lol
It was a short and quick process and its a little bit painful hehe.
My teeth became smooth but after wearing the retainer it returned to its same old texture ._.
Quite happy cause Im back with my white teeth without bearings!!
YAY!!

little story of mine 2

From that day onwards, I became a stalker (to stalk Jack XD)
I don't even remember why I staked him for almost everyday AHAHA
Maybe...it was because of his funny + epic photos that made him so interesting to me.
No one in my whole life I met could win his epicness and funniness...LOL!
And the way he walks, is just so different from other people.
Don't ask me why I observe his style of walking, he is just too special.
Hmm...The reason I fall for him...
I DON'T KNOW.
I just like to know what is he currently doing...
I followed him on Twitter, Ig and FB.
Damn hyperbola rite HAHA

HOOO

Found this in my Whatsapp backup :P
Its about him...HAHA

难道你不觉得他是如此的有魅力么，黝黑的皮肤、当他不笑的冷漠表情、独特的嗓音（我从没听过男生有这种嗓子）、小小粒的眼睛、拥有特别形状的鼻子、独一无二的走路姿势、翘挺又大粒的屁股😂、总是出乎大家意料的发型、还有嘴边那灿烂的笑容，是多么让人难以忽视、着迷的啊！

HOLIDAYS

Its quite hazy these days and we are given holidays including tomorrow. WOOHOO
However there's so many stuff in school waiting for me ahhhh.
Chemistry practical, exam papers and cleaning up haunted house!!!

Amazing Things That I Ever Done till OCT 2014

Wrote this during my SPM Trials HAHA! *and some add on-s as well ;)

• Playing erasers during primary school - Back to the time when teacher is using projectors for lessons, my crazy friends and I would take some white or coloured erasers and cut them into small pieces. We have fried rice, plain rice, overcooked fries and eggs XD awww....IT WAS SUCH A GOOD MEMORY (2006)
• Read romance novels - OH MY! That was my favourite hobby last time...but now I am so busy to even read a novel! I think it was Voon aunty who influenced me HAHA (2008)
• Rebonding - OH MY! I still remember that my hair smelled so nice after rebonding! UMUM!! (2010)
• Cut my long hair - After cutting my hair, my hair turned out to be curly AGAIN! Rebonding failed -.- ALAMAK, I looked like an aunty! (2010)
• Fighting with a girl by drawing the toilet's door - It might be a small matter but I was damn crazy last time. We apologized to each other and I cried like hell...What the shit?! So embarrassing man! (2010)
• ' Memaki ' cikgu di FB - Oh well, its just a ' LOL ' word then i was called by the teachers. Yeah, and someone is so scared until he called all of us to kneel down to the teachers. Hey man you guys are the one who cursed them the most, why me?! COWARD! Although i cried a lot but this experience is quite fun (*u sure -.-) (2011)
•  My braces - I would like to thank KJoonK for insulting my teeth and ask me to put on braces.So lots of your cousins are following ' my trend ' to wear braces...WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO THEY HAVE UGLY TEETH?! I felt amazing and crazy after wearing it but sometimes I felt so pek cek cause I cannot eat or bite hard food @.@ (2013)
• Being a successful stalker - I scrolled through Jack's profile and found a lot of his funny photos. I made them as meme too. Second, we went to stalk Jack while he was helping to decorate the walls in our school. Yee helped me to took photos of his butt and its still in my phone haha. Third, Yee, Zhe and Hui helped me to take photos of Jack again during our graduation day. That day was so funny for the Jack part and someone even realise we were taking pictures of him. Zhe was so pek cek cause she was the one who got caught for taking Jack's ' handsome ' pics. LOL (2014)
•  A pro ' detective ' (*self-praise) - My dad stopped opposite of Star Village and I saw Wei Hon and his girlfriend. I manage to took pictures of them secretly and uploaded to Whatsapp...HAHA(2014)
• I survived for 17 years - I am finally 17 y/o ?! Its kinda crazy but it shows that I have passed my UPSR and of course PMR. I still can't believe it! I wanna become a kid forever. I DON'T WANNA GROW UP!!

Done for the day. BYE

UPSET SIAAA

Finished my trials and got my results back. already T.T
Failed 2 subjects, Bio and Maths -.-
Wonderfully passed my Chemistry. *Thanks to Pn Lee
Maths paper was so damn difficult, it might be my fault for making mistakes and forget to emphasize on some formulas. But overall it was still difficult cause there's only 3 person who passed the test in my class. I did so much of set papers but there's no use, I still failed.
WTF MAN U KIDDING ME?! DO YOU MEAN  FAIL !!!
Or this might be the trick of our teachers to force us to stay back after school for giving us papers that is as hard as rock.
What i can conclude : LIFE AIN'T EASY HERE

little story of mine

So it was just an ordinary day.
Goh and I was at the teacher's office finding teacher or might be peeking at the teachers' absent list.
When we decided to leave, that was the time I saw him (J). xD
He was the new student in our school so I was curious about him....
+ Point : his school bag is too ' special ' that I can't keep my eyes off him HAHA
Then, Goh told me that guy was her primary school classmate...
OMG...THE TYPICAL ME IS BACK.
MY MISSION : Relating Goh And Guys 
So I told everyone (not everyone tbh...hehe) that J is her prince （白马王子）
IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!

OUR STORY 2 (ORIGINAL)

Previous story...

Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit. 
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw. 
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer  controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.

Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"

A Love Letter from The 6 Princes

Another idea from me BUAHAHA...

Hello Goh,

We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year.  Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!

OUR STORY (ORIGINAL)

Before SPM, my gang and I (especially me) did alot of ' great ' stuffs in school....so this is one of the products of mine.
ENJOY!

THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.

It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!

 Zhe Hoou, a handsome man in the village volunteered himself to brave the flood and went out the village to town to buy some Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for everyone.

On his way home, out of a sudden, Zhe Hoou saw a jolt of pink thunder flashed through the sky. He then saw a figure falling down from the sky and a loud thud which came from the forest was heard.

After a few seconds, an old man walked out from the forest with his hands on his back.

"Ouch! It hurts..." the old man said with his gay tone.

The old man's face was glowing, he wore a white dress and a pair of high heels. Then, he walked towards Zhe Hoou. "Oh hey Zhe Hoou! I am Joon Y...woah!!"

As the old man was walking, he tripped his own dress and fall foward onto a pile of shit.Zhe Hoou was worried and ran over to the old man.

"How was your meal? I hope you enjoyed it. I am off with my Mc Donalds! BYE!!" He replied the old man cold heartedly.

Upon reaching Zhe Hoou's house in the village, he saw a guy with a black face sitting on the rooftop of his house. As Zhe Hoou approach his house, he could smell a pungent smell and it was familiar. This made him thought off the shit incident in the forest just now. He then recognised that it was the old man that he saw but now with a pair of wings.

.....To be continued

我们的毕业旅行

！！迟来4个月的更新！！*天啊！好久了……

毕业喽！
咱们去旅行呗！
有老伍、我滴偶像铨哥、爱睡的 Shaun Jie 及玉蜀黍皇后家仪！
遗憾的是我们的大妈beng 无法去 :(

Idol

全都在睡觉 XD

好快乐的新年哟

新年快乐 :/
今年的新年过得一点也不愉快
又是我一个人不穿裙子
其他的堂表妹全都穿裙子-.-
这也就算了，连我最亲的堂妹也不想理我
住在怡保的那三天，我们一句话也没说过。
唉……
我到底做错了什么？

初一
我又被别人讲 :(
说我不喜欢跟别人说话……
拜托！
就是因为不知道要说什么我才不说话啊！
我是个慢热的人咯。
需要别人来先跟我讲话
唉唉 T.T