那……一下就是我对某些人的印象啦，no offense but 你平常是怎样对我，我就会这样想你 😒
首先当然是要讲我最最最爱的人啦！！
总共有三个人，梁婆婆、彭老妈子和达达耶！
梁婆婆就是我唯一升上中六的中五童鞋，咱的中六图书馆老大，背负着极大的工作还要不时被一些爽约的下属气得半死。我们下课时间就是去图书馆泡到关门😂 还是我的好帮手，总是提醒我做该做的事。总是被某人叫去擦白板，也把她气个半死所以总是不爽那些该擦却不擦白板的人。有个与她长得很像的 twin，也被她选为下届的图书馆老大。😆
从她在学校掉落自己的面包后，一群嘲笑他的目击者都遭殃，一个个轮流在学校掉食物。本以为我不会中招，结果有一天在 Pasar Seni 巴士站等巴士时，我的零食吃到一半就掉了，乐得婆婆大笑。好可怕的诅咒！
彭老妈子，第一个叫我宝贝的人？？😂 还说她是我老妈。很可爱又圆的一个人。曾经有一次把放在书包里的罐装牛奶挤爆 搞得整个书包和书本都是香香的奶味，奶妈一个😉 铅笔盒挤爆了许多许多的笔，大概可以开店卖了😂
超级喜欢小北鼻，看小孩节目看疯了 但姐对这种节目暂时是没兴趣啦。超级无敌喜欢捏我的脸！！痛痛呀😢 对煮饭和生小孩一事好像很在行，我说呀 你还不快生小孩给我抱抱😋
达达呢是个超暖的女生 很温柔像个妈妈一样，刚认识的那几天就好喜欢她。只要有什么不会的，问她就对了。她的数学都好厉害 😃 而且是其中一个学长老大。在很多作业都跟我和婆婆一组，我大概是最没人要的组员之一了 因为人际关系实在太差了，而且其他同学都是一堆从同样的学校来 混成一派。她也有个百宝袋，只要名牌没带就赶快跟她借个空名牌写上名字就万无一失了！😌
接下来就是其他人了。身为班上的卫生组长，我的工作就是要确保每个人都有在做他们的清洁工作。但就是很多人不把他当作一回事，中五以前我也没理这么多，但到中六只要老师进来看到非常肮脏就会超级不爽。所以这群不干事的人 我不知要如何说他们，已经不止一次提醒还可以装傻不干事😒😒 我也有抹窗的好吗，如果那么不想做那就别来上课啊。某人更离谱，自己该做事的那天就不来上课，让我跟婆婆顶他的工作。但自己来了，而且要擦白板的那天还可以忘记 需要老师 特别 提醒是时候擦白板了😑 在其他日子，只要他认为需要擦白板了 他还要用眼神指使其他擦白板的人去擦 *因为那时候在实验室，该工作的人不跟他一组。 那些被他瞪了好几眼的人的不爽他，向我投诉噢。其实那时候我就坐在婆婆隔壁，知道他在看着我，要逼我去叫别人擦白板 但我偏偏不看他，低着头别的事 哈哈😁😁 结果他把标靶射向了婆婆，婆婆当然也不睬他，告诉当天不是她轮班。这种那么八的男生 我还是第一次见。😬
再来呢，班上嘴巴最坏的人——黄先生。总之做什么事情都忍不住要损别人，插老师的嘴也很在行 弄得我们都很不爽。算是个比较醒目的人，读书不错。考得稍微比他好就会酸人……整天讽刺SSA ( score semua A ) 的人 😑 虽然讲到他好像很坏，但他还是有好的特质的 😆
其中一个取笑婆婆的面包掉在地上 结果有一天自己的面包连续几天都掉 哈哈
班上有个专做搞笑的事，谭先生。有次 MUET 考试在学校进行，他就看见有一个人抬头挺胸经过我们班。他居然脱口而出：哇，他真有自信！当下坐在他附近的我和一些人疯狂大笑，因为那个经过的人是实验室的男助理，他负责去为考生点名。真的笑死我们了，要跟别人解释为什么我们大笑也只能边笑边讲。😂😂😂
接下来就随随便便讲吧……真不知道为什么我从中学到中六的班永远都不团结。遇到这种班超累因为我跟大部分的人都不熟 lol
我班上的男生超少，没超过15 人。最令人失望的是帅哥没几个，而且各各还都是娘炮。TMD 有时进行活动前后要搬桌椅，多数娘炮就会闪到一边去搬轻便的椅子 😒 啊 请问你吃那么多饭又不做事是想怎样！！受不了！尤其是抹窗，对！又是我数落人的时候了！有人嫌布脏，那我的手不是中毒了？？ 两个sem 都我抹窗耶 😬😬 啊你大便过后屁股不脏么，怎么又能去洗！
Showing posts with label #2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #2015. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 18, 2015
This is a late post LOL
WOO
I just removed my braces on 7th of October. Its already a month lol
It was a short and quick process and its a little bit painful hehe.
My teeth became smooth but after wearing the retainer it returned to its same old texture ._.
Quite happy cause Im back with my white teeth without bearings!!
YAY!!
I just removed my braces on 7th of October. Its already a month lol
It was a short and quick process and its a little bit painful hehe.
My teeth became smooth but after wearing the retainer it returned to its same old texture ._.
Quite happy cause Im back with my white teeth without bearings!!
YAY!!
Monday, September 28, 2015
OUR STORY 2 (ORIGINAL)
Previous story...
Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit.
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw.
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.
Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"
Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit.
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw.
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.
Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
A Love Letter from The 6 Princes
Another idea from me BUAHAHA...
Hello Goh,
We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year. Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!
Hello Goh,
We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year. Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
OUR STORY (ORIGINAL)
Before SPM, my gang and I (especially me) did alot of ' great ' stuffs in school....so this is one of the products of mine.
ENJOY!
THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.
It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!
ENJOY!
THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.
It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!
Zhe Hoou, a handsome man in the village volunteered himself to brave the flood and went out the village to town to buy some Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for everyone.
On his way home, out of a sudden, Zhe Hoou saw a jolt of pink thunder flashed through the sky. He then saw a figure falling down from the sky and a loud thud which came from the forest was heard.
After a few seconds, an old man walked out from the forest with his hands on his back.
"Ouch! It hurts..." the old man said with his gay tone.
The old man's face was glowing, he wore a white dress and a pair of high heels. Then, he walked towards Zhe Hoou. "Oh hey Zhe Hoou! I am Joon Y...woah!!"
As the old man was walking, he tripped his own dress and fall foward onto a pile of shit.Zhe Hoou was worried and ran over to the old man.
"How was your meal? I hope you enjoyed it. I am off with my Mc Donalds! BYE!!" He replied the old man cold heartedly.
Upon reaching Zhe Hoou's house in the village, he saw a guy with a black face sitting on the rooftop of his house. As Zhe Hoou approach his house, he could smell a pungent smell and it was familiar. This made him thought off the shit incident in the forest just now. He then recognised that it was the old man that he saw but now with a pair of wings.
.....To be continued
.....To be continued
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