Amazing Things That I Ever Done till OCT 2014

Wrote this during my SPM Trials HAHA! *and some add on-s as well ;)

• Playing erasers during primary school - Back to the time when teacher is using projectors for lessons, my crazy friends and I would take some white or coloured erasers and cut them into small pieces. We have fried rice, plain rice, overcooked fries and eggs XD awww....IT WAS SUCH A GOOD MEMORY (2006)
• Read romance novels - OH MY! That was my favourite hobby last time...but now I am so busy to even read a novel! I think it was Voon aunty who influenced me HAHA (2008)
• Rebonding - OH MY! I still remember that my hair smelled so nice after rebonding! UMUM!! (2010)
• Cut my long hair - After cutting my hair, my hair turned out to be curly AGAIN! Rebonding failed -.- ALAMAK, I looked like an aunty! (2010)
• Fighting with a girl by drawing the toilet's door - It might be a small matter but I was damn crazy last time. We apologized to each other and I cried like hell...What the shit?! So embarrassing man! (2010)
• ' Memaki ' cikgu di FB - Oh well, its just a ' LOL ' word then i was called by the teachers. Yeah, and someone is so scared until he called all of us to kneel down to the teachers. Hey man you guys are the one who cursed them the most, why me?! COWARD! Although i cried a lot but this experience is quite fun (*u sure -.-) (2011)
•  My braces - I would like to thank KJoonK for insulting my teeth and ask me to put on braces.So lots of your cousins are following ' my trend ' to wear braces...WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO THEY HAVE UGLY TEETH?! I felt amazing and crazy after wearing it but sometimes I felt so pek cek cause I cannot eat or bite hard food @.@ (2013)
• Being a successful stalker - I scrolled through Jack's profile and found a lot of his funny photos. I made them as meme too. Second, we went to stalk Jack while he was helping to decorate the walls in our school. Yee helped me to took photos of his butt and its still in my phone haha. Third, Yee, Zhe and Hui helped me to take photos of Jack again during our graduation day. That day was so funny for the Jack part and someone even realise we were taking pictures of him. Zhe was so pek cek cause she was the one who got caught for taking Jack's ' handsome ' pics. LOL (2014)
•  A pro ' detective ' (*self-praise) - My dad stopped opposite of Star Village and I saw Wei Hon and his girlfriend. I manage to took pictures of them secretly and uploaded to Whatsapp...HAHA(2014)
• I survived for 17 years - I am finally 17 y/o ?! Its kinda crazy but it shows that I have passed my UPSR and of course PMR. I still can't believe it! I wanna become a kid forever. I DON'T WANNA GROW UP!!

Done for the day. BYE

OUR STORY 2 (ORIGINAL)

Previous story...

Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit. 
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw. 
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer  controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.

Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"

A Love Letter from The 6 Princes

Another idea from me BUAHAHA...

Hello Goh,

We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year.  Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!

OUR STORY (ORIGINAL)

Before SPM, my gang and I (especially me) did alot of ' great ' stuffs in school....so this is one of the products of mine.
ENJOY!

THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.

It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!

 Zhe Hoou, a handsome man in the village volunteered himself to brave the flood and went out the village to town to buy some Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for everyone.

On his way home, out of a sudden, Zhe Hoou saw a jolt of pink thunder flashed through the sky. He then saw a figure falling down from the sky and a loud thud which came from the forest was heard.

After a few seconds, an old man walked out from the forest with his hands on his back.

"Ouch! It hurts..." the old man said with his gay tone.

The old man's face was glowing, he wore a white dress and a pair of high heels. Then, he walked towards Zhe Hoou. "Oh hey Zhe Hoou! I am Joon Y...woah!!"

As the old man was walking, he tripped his own dress and fall foward onto a pile of shit.Zhe Hoou was worried and ran over to the old man.

"How was your meal? I hope you enjoyed it. I am off with my Mc Donalds! BYE!!" He replied the old man cold heartedly.

Upon reaching Zhe Hoou's house in the village, he saw a guy with a black face sitting on the rooftop of his house. As Zhe Hoou approach his house, he could smell a pungent smell and it was familiar. This made him thought off the shit incident in the forest just now. He then recognised that it was the old man that he saw but now with a pair of wings.

.....To be continued

为什么? ?

终于!
手提电脑可以打华文了.
不过,
讨厌的是,
它不像电脑那种的.
连句号是用英文那种的.
Stupid 到......
haiz......

我爱你哦！Muackz! Muackz!

Wakaka!
我买了新小说！
昨天在大众书局买的。
有《一封迟来的信》和《把你带走！！！》
《一封迟来的信》比较好看。
《把你带走》有一点闷，
是讲一个女孩被人拐带。
就酱啦。
两天就看完了。
那就是今天和昨天。
现在我就要重看。
哈哈哈！！！