UPSET SIAAA

Finished my trials and got my results back. already T.T
Failed 2 subjects, Bio and Maths -.-
Wonderfully passed my Chemistry. *Thanks to Pn Lee
Maths paper was so damn difficult, it might be my fault for making mistakes and forget to emphasize on some formulas. But overall it was still difficult cause there's only 3 person who passed the test in my class. I did so much of set papers but there's no use, I still failed.
WTF MAN U KIDDING ME?! DO YOU MEAN  FAIL !!!
Or this might be the trick of our teachers to force us to stay back after school for giving us papers that is as hard as rock.
What i can conclude : LIFE AIN'T EASY HERE

little story of mine

So it was just an ordinary day.
Goh and I was at the teacher's office finding teacher or might be peeking at the teachers' absent list.
When we decided to leave, that was the time I saw him (J). xD
He was the new student in our school so I was curious about him....
+ Point : his school bag is too ' special ' that I can't keep my eyes off him HAHA
Then, Goh told me that guy was her primary school classmate...
OMG...THE TYPICAL ME IS BACK.
MY MISSION : Relating Goh And Guys 
So I told everyone (not everyone tbh...hehe) that J is her prince （白马王子）
IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!

OUR STORY 2 (ORIGINAL)

Previous story...

Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit. 
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw. 
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer  controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.

Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"

A Love Letter from The 6 Princes

Another idea from me BUAHAHA...

Hello Goh,

We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year.  Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!

OUR STORY (ORIGINAL)

Before SPM, my gang and I (especially me) did alot of ' great ' stuffs in school....so this is one of the products of mine.
ENJOY!

THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.

It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!

 Zhe Hoou, a handsome man in the village volunteered himself to brave the flood and went out the village to town to buy some Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for everyone.

On his way home, out of a sudden, Zhe Hoou saw a jolt of pink thunder flashed through the sky. He then saw a figure falling down from the sky and a loud thud which came from the forest was heard.

After a few seconds, an old man walked out from the forest with his hands on his back.

"Ouch! It hurts..." the old man said with his gay tone.

The old man's face was glowing, he wore a white dress and a pair of high heels. Then, he walked towards Zhe Hoou. "Oh hey Zhe Hoou! I am Joon Y...woah!!"

As the old man was walking, he tripped his own dress and fall foward onto a pile of shit.Zhe Hoou was worried and ran over to the old man.

"How was your meal? I hope you enjoyed it. I am off with my Mc Donalds! BYE!!" He replied the old man cold heartedly.

Upon reaching Zhe Hoou's house in the village, he saw a guy with a black face sitting on the rooftop of his house. As Zhe Hoou approach his house, he could smell a pungent smell and it was familiar. This made him thought off the shit incident in the forest just now. He then recognised that it was the old man that he saw but now with a pair of wings.

.....To be continued

我们的毕业旅行

！！迟来4个月的更新！！*天啊！好久了……

毕业喽！
咱们去旅行呗！
有老伍、我滴偶像铨哥、爱睡的 Shaun Jie 及玉蜀黍皇后家仪！
遗憾的是我们的大妈beng 无法去 :(

Idol

全都在睡觉 XD

好快乐的新年哟

新年快乐 :/
今年的新年过得一点也不愉快
又是我一个人不穿裙子
其他的堂表妹全都穿裙子-.-
这也就算了，连我最亲的堂妹也不想理我
住在怡保的那三天，我们一句话也没说过。
唉……
我到底做错了什么？

初一
我又被别人讲 :(
说我不喜欢跟别人说话……
拜托！
就是因为不知道要说什么我才不说话啊！
我是个慢热的人咯。
需要别人来先跟我讲话
唉唉 T.T

Whasup guys, im crazy preparing for exam.
Loads of KBAT question came out this year...
IM DEAD!
Hope that Physics, Chemistry , Biology and Add Maths will not be so tough!!

Soooooor

有时人就是如此的欠打
要教别人新字就教好来吗
哪有乱教的。
一个人就跟我老师说 sohai 是神经,
结果我就因为大喊而被讲成 sohai -_-

Trials over + Cute guy

Trials is finally OVER!
BUT today's Biology damn hard!
OMG! I dun even know how to answer the essay questions, so i simply tembak some answers~
Hope it would help me to gain some marks LOL

HAH!
Wanna show you guys something...
I personally think that a guy is cute but my fwens said no~ xD
HAHA He has wrinkles.... goshhh!

Hello?

YO GUYS I'M BACK AGAIN! BUAHA!
嗨大家好呗！
昨天去了“台湾高教展”……
天啊！好多帅哥的说，而且全都长得很成熟。不像我学校的 :/
慈惠那个傻婆还拍了许多疯照~

最近我心情真是有够差的……
总觉得人生出来是不断受苦的 :(
活着真的很痛苦，尤其是最近又有一堆烦着我的事情。
考试快要到了啦！
拜拜哈！

My first POEM ever!!

Did some changes to ' ARE YOU STILL PLAYING UR FLUTE poem' in class today..

And the results are so awesome!!!
I gt these inspirations frm Sophia and her new 'bf' Chin JXX Hern, and decided to write down their 'love story'.
This is just for fun yaaa!!!

Type 1 - Girl ver.

Are you still looking at me?

When there is too much time for you to play

I'm feeling boring

To be longing for your face

The face of you that I pictured in my mind

Uncovered by the deep breathe of mine

Coloured by my pastels

Blown by the food

To the depth of my heart

Are you still looking at me?

In the city so busy and noisy 

Amidst the lengluiiss

While here it has become a luxury

To spend time dating with guys

Stalking people through Facebook

Gossiping with friends

Or enjoying the fragrance of you

Are you still looking at me?

The more it disturbs my heartbeat

To be missing you

In the hazard of you

My brothers were married and went for honeymoon

My people are united by messenger

My friend shouted mercilessly

This world is too insane and bleeding

Type 2 - Boy ver.

Are you still going to Perfect Driving Academy?
When there is too little time for us to meet
I'm feeling desperate
To Be longing for your face 
The face of you that I always pictured in my mind
Uncoverd by the haze of Malaysia
Blown by the fan
To the depth of my heart

Are you still looking at me
In the city so busy and noisy
Amidst the lengzaiiss 
While here it has become a luxury
To spend time stalking you 
Gazing at your lovable lips
Collecting your sweet smile
Or enjoying the fragrance of your saliva

Are you still remembering me?
The more it disturbs my mind
To be missing you
In the hazard of you
My younger sisters were happily ever after but not me 
My friends had their partners
This world is too dark and my heart hurts

不爽的一天

今天心情超不爽的...
为什么？
哼！都是那个校长啦！
说我在课室吃东西。
拜托！
明明是下课时间，他赖在教室里不肯走的叻。
他还说自己有叫同学不可以吃东西，
我都没听到，我站在们旁边叻。他要我怎样喔？
神经病！
他还说我没礼貌，
讲我没有moral...真是笑死我！
对呀！
你这个校长不懂怎样管学校，才会害到我中三的时候没有道德老师。
废话讲多多。

烦啊！

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再说...

今天老师把要参加中国文化赛的书本给了我 ~

很漂亮耶！

我真得超讨厌你

好久没回来了。
这里，
是我的发泄天地吧...

我，很讨厌一个人。
他的名字？待会再说。
他好讨厌。
他是全世界最奇怪的人！
为什么我‘曾经’有这种朋友？
我万万没想到，
他会变成这样。
那天是他的生日，
我就到面书去祝贺他。
结果，他连 like 都不 like。
我更不明白，一个性格有问题的人，
为什么能获得别人的祝贺、礼物和关心？

连我朋友也告诉我，他在食堂瞪我。
我都不明白到底发生了什么事，
就无缘无故给人家讨厌。
他也会做个暗号代表我们三个，
也就是，他讨厌的人。
1424LC Luii
24 就是代表我。

我从来都没有这样讨厌过一个人。
是他，惹我生气。

XX棋 凸

哈

最近很少说话，
我也不知道为什么。
而且我很讨厌那些假惺惺的人！
他们考试时候作弊，
而且每题都问人！
最后考得成绩当然是很好啦。
不像我，问几题而已~炸到！
Jean 的成绩很差哦！
她要加油了！
不然以她酱的成绩，
明年肯定被踢出去滴。