Monday, September 28, 2015

OUR STORY 2 (ORIGINAL)

Previous story...

Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit. 
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw. 
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer  controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.

Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"


Tuesday, September 22, 2015

A Love Letter from The 6 Princes

Another idea from me BUAHAHA...

Hello Goh,

We are your husband KKX, Tiox, YamXian, Jacx, Chin Xun Hern and LDX
We would like to express our feelings for you. This is because we have been loving you for years, especially KKX, LDX and Jacx. Three of us have been admiring you since primary school.
I, KKX was always changing girlfriends just to get your attention.
Hi, I am LDX. Although I have a lot of girlfriends, my heart is still yours. I kissed your picture every night before I sleep.
Yolo, I am Jacx. Tbh, I have been secretly admiring you since we were classmates. Unfortunately, you changed class in the following year.  Haih, I missed you so much. I would like to thank God for meeting you again at SMKBPJB! Now, I am planning to woo you!! Do you understand woo? You may check with my new friend Beng Hui :)
Hello, although I just met you for few hours but I have already fallen in love with you madly. I would like to teach you to drive a car. I was so sad when I heard you failed your road test. Did you know I almost cry?? Yeah, I am Chin Xun Hern!!
Yo! Its Tiox here! I would like to tell you that the question I asked your sis during the lantern festival is serious. I always wanted you to be my girlfriend. The reason I date with Xean is to approach you!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

OUR STORY (ORIGINAL)

Before SPM, my gang and I (especially me) did alot of ' great ' stuffs in school....so this is one of the products of mine.
ENJOY!

THE STORY INVOLVES A MAN CALLED ZHE HOOU AND HIS WIFE CALLED BABY , SOME VILLAGERS AND AN OLD MAN WHO SAYS HE IS AN ANGEL.

It has been raining for almost two weeks. The CaoAGua Village was flooded which causes the death of many crops and animals. Everyone in the village was starving to death!
 Zhe Hoou, a handsome man in the village volunteered himself to brave the flood and went out the village to town to buy some Mc Donalds, KFC and Pizza Hut for everyone.

On his way home, out of a sudden, Zhe Hoou saw a jolt of pink thunder flashed through the sky. He then saw a figure falling down from the sky and a loud thud which came from the forest was heard.
After a few seconds, an old man walked out from the forest with his hands on his back.
"Ouch! It hurts..." the old man said with his gay tone.

The old man's face was glowing, he wore a white dress and a pair of high heels. Then, he walked towards Zhe Hoou. "Oh hey Zhe Hoou! I am Joon Y...woah!!"
As the old man was walking, he tripped his own dress and fall foward onto a pile of shit.Zhe Hoou was worried and ran over to the old man.
"How was your meal? I hope you enjoyed it. I am off with my Mc Donalds! BYE!!" He replied the old man cold heartedly.

Upon reaching Zhe Hoou's house in the village, he saw a guy with a black face sitting on the rooftop of his house. As Zhe Hoou approach his house, he could smell a pungent smell and it was familiar. This made him thought off the shit incident in the forest just now. He then recognised that it was the old man that he saw but now with a pair of wings.

.....To be continued