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Zhe hoou dropped his jaw.
"I flew here. I knew I am amazing! I always knew it." The old man's face was not glowing anymore instead he looked disgusting. His wings were covered with some black spots thanks to the shit.
The old man flew down and helped Zhe Hoou to fix his jaw.
Zhe Hoou was not surprised by the wings because he had always daydreamed about man having a pair of wings for years.
The reason why his jaw dropped is because he accidentally hit his jaw onto a big rock when he was a kid. His jaw is now no longer controllable by his facial muscles.
"Hey handsome, I am Leong Joon Yu, your future girlfriend." The old man said girly and it sounded creepy.
"What?! Eww!!" After listening, Zhe Hoou felt sick, uneasy and started to vomit in front of his house.
"Oh, I am sorry!" The old man started licking the shit that had been resting on his face for hours. "Its so delicious man!"
Zhe Hoou was so frightened. He can't stand it and passed out.
Zhe Hoou's wife Baby works as a fishmonger at the bazaar.
When she went back home after selling the fishes she catch from the drain, she smelled something unpleasant, her husband was lying on the floor, unconscious and the fast food he bought was scattered everywhere.
She hurriedly grab a frozen fish and slamed Zhe Hoou's face for few times.
After a few minutes, Zhe Hoou gained back consciousness with a bruise on his face and his jaw dropped again.
Baby fixed his jaw and helped him out."What happen to you?"
"Oh! I saw an old man, face covered with shit and he licked it! The scariest part is he has a gay voice!! And he has a pair of wings! This is real Baby! You must believe me!!"
Baby looked around and gave him a weird look. There's no one to be seen.
"You are just dreaming. There's no man with wings Its impossible."
When she noticed the bags of food on the floor, she started yelling.
"Start distributing the food right now Zhe Hoou! You shall be the future mayor. Stop standing there and doing nothing!!!"
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